About Hoxy

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Sandhurst, Berkshire, United Kingdom
Little Miss Nature and tree hugger. Everytime someone says Japan or China, I want to know. Owner of the obscure occupation goal. Beliving that a smile can solve everything. Love my house to bits! Tiniest family EVER. Thinking every person has good in them. WAY too optimistic for some to handle. Loving every kind of music. Hates being asked what she wants for christmas... o.O

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Crap. DAM BUSES

How to miss the bus

1. Estimate how long it will take to get ready.

2. Glance at kitchen clock.

3. Do a quick mathematical calculation.

4. Determine that you will make it, barely.

5. Pack bag for work.

6. Whip up quick lunch for later.

7. Bid parents a fond adieu.

8. Get outside in time to see bus disappear down the street.

9. Remember that kitchen clock is five minutes fast slow.

10. Slump shoulders, defeated.

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