Heads, the News and phones in rice

Well, currently listening to Gravity by Sara Barellies.
Good song, check it out!

We had our head boy and girl "auditions" the other day...
They all say the same thing; "its not about our thoughts, its about yours!"
hmm...
To be honest, i really cant be bothered to tell them any ideas most of the time.
If i auditioned, i'd say something like this:
"If you elected me, i would say ideas, and you'd vote to whether their good enough!"
Simple, quick and easy. Don't you think?
Ah.. voting...
Best thing that happened since Bush.
Haha, im joking, no Americans be offended, i love your accents, your great.

So what's in the news today then?
Mmmmm... Theres that thing about Swine Flu, or whatever it is.
Nasty stuff.
They say "Good Afternoon", then tell you how it isn't.
I hate the news, but it's like mesmorising! You can't look away! The newsreaders must have hypnotising glasses on or something... My dad always stands right infront of the TV looking blankly at it. I expect him to drool any minute. Im there ready with a tape measure for the longest drool olympics.
That's disgusting, let's move on.

I'm reading the Daily Mail and just came across this title; "Mobile Phone on the blink? Shove it in a bowl of rice!"
Seriously.
Who comes up with this stuff?
It proberly makes sense after you've read the article, but i have no clue right now...
Wow, this is actually quite interesting!
If your DVD is frozen, pour alcohol on it and rub it with a lint free cloth.
What a waste of alcohol! And do they really expect us to rub a DVD with lint? You've proberly drunk the alcohol...

You know PCs hard drives? I'm never any good at computer equiptment.
But apparently, if it crashes, shove it in the freezer over night!
Sorted... I wonder who worked this out.
Deborah Collcutt apparently. She obviously has no life.

Oh, i found the rice one!
If you drop you're phone in water or something, then put it in a bowl of uncooked rice for 24 hours.
WHY would anyone experiment that??
Strange people...

Has anyone found the 60ft penis on Google Earth by the way?
It was in the news! i've not lost my mind.
Someone drew a 60ft penis on their house for the satalites to find!
Took them 6 years to find it!
HAHA
whoever they were deserves a handshake!

Oh my god.
Apparently yellow is in this season, any fashion goddesses.
i really dont care to be honest.
Its on a page after they talk about a girl who died from internet drugs...
how appropriate!
They really should think these things through!

i've just remembered!
if anyone cares...
My friend Rachael jumped on me today and starts telling me about Niki taking her boyfriend, Marcus. And im standing there looking blank and trying to keep up, because she generally looked upset. Anyone had that problem? Some sort of love triangle... Rachael going out with Marcus and Marcus unsure whether he likes Rachael or Niki more, and Niki trying to steal Marcus and its SO CONFUSING.
Why are some girls so complicated!
I'm a girl, but i wouldnt start crying because my boyfriend and his ex "look good together", thats just silly...
I keep getting told how much im loved these days...
I think guys seem to think they have to tell you every second of everyday.
i just want to say "Calm down, you only have to say it once and we'll both move on."

Wow. i needed that.

well, i might see you tomorrow, i might not!
Au revoir!
Hoxy
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